It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Makes $3.9 Billion

You know when you show up at a bar and kind of think you'll be the hottest girl there? Or at least, like, top 5? And then you make a lap and notice that a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is there? And you're just so..."damn it!". Because it was supposed to be your damn night and now you're just another fat girl in spanx and a miracle bra. And you know the only way you're going to salvage any of the night is to immediately call that model a slut and make sure everyone knows she got a nose job anyway?...yeah, that's kind of what Dick Fuld is trying to do to
this guy.